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爆笑:世上最强中式英语 & C, o) s' h4 ^, w% ?; h( Z
1.we two who and who?
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2.how are you ? how old are you? 0 n, i' f) a5 G. t. E7 _
怎么是你,怎么老是你? 8 Q' t. R/ @1 F: i5 s
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 * n- m& s3 u1 |# u+ E3 }
( i b7 [" a1 }! U1 r x4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! ' y5 F3 L$ K* l3 G! M5 e f
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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& _) C: e d! n+ N6 Z7 ~( z* P6.you me you me
, l* X1 X7 R, \: r彼此彼此
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7.You Give Me Stop!! : Y3 M" _- J a
你给我站住!
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7 S7 h; H. C% [+ A& I$ V8.know is know noknow is noknow
9 W2 F/ I& ^* N- g; I7 H3 ]8 D% u知之为知之,不知为不知… ; J5 @) w# }) U' z' D1 T \; |
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9.WATCH SISTER ( b1 v0 @/ x# P% `4 y
表妹 5 E. u2 `: U2 ? H5 a' o/ C. Y1 \. m+ u4 {
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
& k5 \! K5 k5 B6 _7 C" L龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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; X8 }5 q1 y3 `7 Z' y11.American Chinese not enough / A; M- q6 P3 K H' X" e9 v
美中不足 ( E" Y2 d" f* J- h- t5 N0 K5 C9 u
w! |! N f; T2 n: n5 R1 b& f12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 8 u2 c. m0 @: K: I/ r
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* s8 a) y# A5 J9 R8 ^6 E13.heart flower angry open # K* \" r5 I& e) E' M2 ~) v5 M+ t
心花怒放
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% v7 b, n* g9 i8 j( u14.go past no mistake past * G# c' I2 q: B' b0 S8 i# [
走过路过,不要错过
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& D" Q- q1 x+ r) F1 b/ c15.小明:I am sorry!
+ ? g1 F$ g$ i% f老外:I am sorry too! 0 D: n& |$ d% H8 R9 j9 k$ P
小明:I am sorry three!
8 ?6 j9 U: U7 U2 d8 L( ^) R) W. _4 g老外:What are you sorry for? 1 l& K7 o; a+ P4 ~8 z
小明:I am sorry five! + y V2 r: q4 h3 A6 s* m* b1 f/ F! P
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16.If you want money,I have no; $ @" ^* y1 j% ^: o3 L
if you want life,I have one!
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5 Y" Q" \% S; @6 x! u6 Z17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
; I8 r# O2 J% ~) S! d0 ~$ u, X我叫李老大,今年25。
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1 Z- g3 A5 N: j2 k18.you have two down son。 1 i0 k/ W' ]- H# V
你有两下子。
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" F1 t4 |8 k5 _* D. r+ C. f. r19.as far as you go to die
& V N# i9 Z: L0 w有多远,死多远!!
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 F, v7 B2 b( X$ J! s- M; Q
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: h+ n7 C! z. SPeople mountain and people sea.
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- g K5 I5 \& L" r: V' \1 U3 D3 G! mseven up eight down ) A6 t9 U/ @, @$ r9 H8 [
七上八下
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8 p" q( {+ {/ [9 l' b7 z2 [ o* B# Xlove who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到)
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# {" l+ s* @6 X0 Yno three no four
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一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看)
m3 R f/ O7 `0 O: `一答:you try try see!(你试试看!)
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( j& G, x8 `7 C y7 w# E雇主 how much do you want a month? 1 q$ R4 s. V1 Q- u' @& d
保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you # F K5 Z* r3 B
800块, 吃你的,住你的 |
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