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爆笑:世上最强中式英语
, i9 T: C' b, @4 Y) D1.we two who and who? # o, m. [$ N" A8 z- I& X6 k: w
咱俩谁跟谁阿 # k8 }0 C0 z# u& x
( P& L) k6 x9 Z4 Z* M# n" o2.how are you ? how old are you?
% ^- U/ _( \ ]% ]$ p怎么是你,怎么老是你? - l8 j# G& V9 G$ t* A: ?
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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: T% r) j7 D8 M8 P4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
( F; z; b- ^7 h% N2 f9 F你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 0 ~+ [( u/ F8 E5 t8 D: N1 D
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 5 K: g; G# r. F2 f2 `
有事起奏,无事退朝 ) q. o% d! N2 t+ I, `4 z) d+ N
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6.you me you me
) Z1 l7 q6 E9 P) L3 q; k7 I: D" O彼此彼此
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7.You Give Me Stop!! , i& ~3 c2 U: p0 \0 I* s2 V
你给我站住!
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7 {: p7 @" \" w. y8 g3 f8.know is know noknow is noknow 9 j+ W5 l% ]' q# W% [" a
知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9.WATCH SISTER . u+ ?; W; l# O* g' n) N% {
表妹
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# ^/ @- Z( e' l E" k' n) l10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
& `6 Y. Y$ P; L6 Y& Y! z龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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11.American Chinese not enough
0 t9 N+ K% f- g/ R. R u* ]美中不足
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 1 V c/ z; N/ K! j9 H3 A8 i' a
车祸现场描述
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13.heart flower angry open / y0 L" P; D) t
心花怒放 " Z9 q' O1 V$ P. e
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14.go past no mistake past
6 d& c% d( n( S' _- O走过路过,不要错过 * B' y i* A2 h6 c
; a z* f- x, E3 s9 s0 K15.小明:I am sorry! 3 u# n$ h9 U; c
老外:I am sorry too! ) x- H/ j6 K" R2 `' h, }
小明:I am sorry three! , n, ]% D( N) M. D
老外:What are you sorry for? 7 K/ K: d) p: M' T/ `* H0 r4 X. O
小明:I am sorry five!
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5 _/ d% w% J D# S6 r) \" g16.If you want money,I have no; , r3 C: N( I, x+ s v! ^* \' o
if you want life,I have one! 2 b; @( E, @( Q, y0 J
要钱没有,要命一条 / o; U. a* r7 L( J
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
, J. z' v i- a6 |我叫李老大,今年25。 $ h/ z% z4 L. o
# ~6 p& s" v& V18.you have two down son。
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19.as far as you go to die
& X+ Q4 b* c) z2 V0 t' `2 h有多远,死多远!! ! |; h/ }( K' n. N6 Z
7 k C2 E+ P' N7 G& ?6 x! z' a1 m20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 0 ~: N2 w6 y5 O9 T: M6 y
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5 C0 W: U0 w' yPeople mountain and people sea. * o. X( z" F$ @5 Z
人山人海 " P; ?1 ]( S5 @4 e) \# Z
1 c5 Z! |. a# B7 z7 N" Xseven up eight down , e& L1 X- V- o9 u) [
七上八下 : n; q, T/ d z6 x" R. [
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love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到)
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no three no four
5 ~/ s+ M" Y" H. b/ o不三不四' D0 G; ?: N8 H. Q- Q1 k; j
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一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看) " f! z/ t. C8 ]7 I3 {" a
一答:you try try see!(你试试看!)
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4 Y0 S* ~: y( P雇主 how much do you want a month? 1 k& [8 n" k9 _1 L* ?, v$ m
保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
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