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标题: 老外汉语作文逗乐众网友:我们的英语作文也这么搞笑 [打印本页]

作者: bluefairy    时间: 2012-3-5 15:05
标题: 老外汉语作文逗乐众网友:我们的英语作文也这么搞笑
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Foreigner‘s Chinese Composition Amuses Chinese Netizens& Y, o( {; i  i4 y
老外的汉语作文乐坏中国网友
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A photograph of a foreigner’s beginner’s Mandarin composition has (probably unbeknownst to him) been uploaded to popular Chinese microblogging service Sina Weibo and is currently being gleefully forwarded by Chinese netizens, having already been shared 3,000 times and with over 600 comments. The original uploader comments:Is this how laowai feel when they see our English compositions…?
5 [5 v7 K3 L5 [8 `6 ?上面是一位初学汉语的老外的作文。自这张照片上传至新浪微博(也许他本人还并不知晓此事)以来,中国的网友迅速转发,目前已分享 3000多次,有超过600条的评论。上传者的评语是:“难道老外看到我们英语作文时也有着相同的感受吗?”0 J. f# a* w' l7 K

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Netizens are finding the lack of grammatical errors impressive, despite the simplicity of the content, and especially appreciate the pithy conclusion.Translation of the composition:
3 A1 t8 T: {: Q. H: t7 T- {" }除了内容浅显,网友们并没有发现明显的语法错误,尤其对简洁的结尾大为赞赏。文章原文如下:* J9 b/ q; b) b) n) m! p4 U
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上个周末,小力给小白打了一个电话请她一起出去吃晚饭。因为小白爱小力,所以她很高兴。他们去了小白最喜欢的饭馆。到那儿以后他们就有了一张桌子,点了一 些菜,虽然小白很喜欢青菜,不过她不是素食主义者。小白点了一盘家常豆腐,还点了两盘牛肉。小力点了两碗米饭和一碗酸辣汤。服务员上菜上得真快。 / W; X: O3 B$ N5 j9 k& @: X
Last weekend, Xiao Li gave Xiao Bai a phone call to invite her out to eat dinner. Because Xiao Bai loves Xiao Li, she was very happy. They went to Xiao Bai's favorite restaurant. When they arrived, they got a table and ordered some food. Although Xiao Bai really likes cabbage, she isn't a vegetarian. Xiao Bai ordered a plate of Homestyle Tofu, as well as two plates of beef. Xiao Li ordered two bowls of rice and one bowl of spicy-sour soup. The server brought the food very quickly.
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After they finished eating, Xiao Li wanted to pay the bill, but had a large problem. He forgot to bring money! Right now he does not even have one yuan. Xiao Li is very embarrassed. He let Xiao Bai pay. Right now Xiao Bai does not love Xiao Li.7 _+ U. M- ?+ s- X$ r) D

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在右下角处,老师给的评语是:“真棒!”( Y1 |' U! M9 H$ A- g0 s: ?+ Q4 p

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作者: body6d    时间: 2012-3-5 15:17
抢个沙发
作者: 云淡风轻Oo    时间: 2012-3-5 15:24
真棒!~~~~
作者: windswallow    时间: 2012-3-5 15:31
无语了,和我们学英语差不多吗
作者: bujust    时间: 2012-3-5 15:32
好孩子!!!
作者: zli12587    时间: 2012-3-5 15:37
不懂要表达什么、
作者: yearl    时间: 2012-3-5 15:46
老外汉语作文?1 Q* {+ G1 t1 I( }. ~, D
老汉外语作文怎么样?
作者: bluefairy    时间: 2012-3-5 15:48
yearl 发表于 2012-3-5 15:46
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5 S6 M2 u  Q& L老汉外语作文怎么样?

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作者: haofq    时间: 2012-3-5 15:56
没明白
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作者: 火水晶    时间: 2012-3-5 16:00
和我们小学时的日记有点类似.
作者: lpx0218    时间: 2012-3-5 16:18
很给力啊
作者: lzqjtbhj    时间: 2012-3-5 16:47
咱大部分人说起英文来来就跟外国咿呀学语的孩子一样 一样一样的~
作者: vickywu    时间: 2012-3-5 16:48
是夠爛的啊
作者: zqwb2011    时间: 2012-3-5 17:04
怎么跟我学英语一样
作者: zy3618    时间: 2012-3-5 19:42
zli12587 发表于 2012-3-5 15:37
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所以LZ被会员戏弄失去 3 个 安规金币
作者: 水中月    时间: 2012-5-29 08:30
搞笑+真实!
作者: lao_xia    时间: 2012-5-29 17:20
意思是说小力不付饭钱而让小白付,因此小白生气了不跟小力耍朋友了!" I: `* A2 x9 t! H0 [. e4 C# m5 w1 K
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作者: 慢慢2010    时间: 2012-6-6 16:52
和我以前写的英文作文一样
作者: Jason020    时间: 2012-7-23 13:40
很搞笑也很实在
作者: Jason020    时间: 2012-7-24 13:07
想起上小学的时候




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