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作者: hsl780404    时间: 2008-4-4 02:37
标题: 谁的儿子最伟大
谁的儿子最伟大
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  四位牧师的母亲聚到一起谈论她们的儿子。“我的儿子是个教士,”第一位母亲自豪地说道,“他进入房间,人们都说,‘您好,阁下’。”

  第二为母亲说:“我的儿子是位主教。他进入房间,人们都称,‘您好,大人’。”

  “我的儿子是位红衣主教,”第三位母亲接着说,“他走进房间,人们都说,‘您好,尊敬的主教大人’。”

  第四位母亲略思片刻。“我的儿子身高六英尺十,体重三百磅,”她说,“他要是走入房间,人们都说‘哦,我的上帝’!”


Whose Son Is the Greatest


    The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'."

  The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency'."

  "My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence'.

  " The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, " she said. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God'!"
作者: thomasp    时间: 2008-4-14 14:50
厉害,只要用心,都能让人绝处逢生。

作者: lvyongjian    时间: 2008-4-26 07:58
My god is not existed
作者: wwnw_007    时间: 2008-4-26 08:29
我的天哪!!!   [s:81]  [s:81]
作者: loyallyl    时间: 2008-5-4 15:18
So funny!!
作者: elecbook    时间: 2008-5-4 23:57
The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, " she said. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God'!"
Because he is very fat, ...................
作者: WJHJANG    时间: 2008-5-5 07:56
'Oh, my God'!"
作者: bloodrain100    时间: 2008-5-7 08:54
so funny




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