引用第56楼timothy于2008-09-20 11:36发表的:
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0921
Lady: I'd like to buy a sweater for my dog.
Clerk: What size?
Lady: I have no idea.
Clerk: Well, why don't you bring in the dog and try one on?
Lady: Oh, I can't do that. I want it to be a surprise.
中文：
我想给它一个惊喜
女士：我想给我的小狗买件毛线衫。
店员：多大的？
女士：我也不知道。
店员：那您为什么不把它带来试一试呢？
女士：哦，我不想那样做，因为我想给它一个惊喜?
0922
A little girl's grandfather had a long beard, but one morning he shaved it off.
When he came down to breakfast, the little girl cried, "Grandpa! Whose head have you got on?".
中文：
爷爷！你用的谁的脑袋？
一个小女孩的爷爷留着很长很长的胡子，但是有天早上他把胡子刮掉了。
当他从楼上下来吃早饭的时候，小女孩惊呼到：“爷爷！你用的谁的脑袋啊？”
引用第62楼fengfan4613于2008-09-22 11:24发表的:
0922
A little girl's grandfather had a long beard, but one morning he shaved it off.
When he came down to breakfast, the little girl cried, "Grandpa! Whose head have you got on?".
.......
Really, An interesting story.
0923
One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?"
"No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim.
中文：
昨天你爸爸帮你做作业了吗
一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。老师很高兴，同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说："蒂姆，你这次的作业全都做对了，怎么回事？你爸爸帮你做了吗？"
"不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。"
0924
A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?
B: Friends, of course.
A: Why?
B: I can always borrow money from friends.
中文：
朋友和钱Money
A：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要？
B：当然是朋友。
A：为什么？
B：我总可以从朋友那儿借到钱。
0925
Mother: "Susie, every time you misbehave, i get another gray hair."
Susie: "Gosh, mom, you must have been a terror! Just look at Grandma!"
中文：
妈，你肯定一直都表现很糟
母亲: "每次你表现不好,我就多长一根白发."
苏茜: "天哪,妈,那你肯定一直都表现很糟,看看外婆吧!"
先回個貼再慢慢看，看貼回貼是美德
